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I am considering designing furniture for a living room.

1. A tea/table that shreds or blends the stuff and forms the table.
2. A light that displays the stuff, such as newspaper cuttings.

the furniture will apply to typical items of hoarding. Celebrating the hoarding.
A compulsive hoarders living room.

What a hoarders furniture would be? The above items, a hoover? kettle? iron?
Not using the typical look of a piece of furniture. The design would suit a hoarders way of living? Considering not using design baggage, almost reinventing the design of the particular furniture.